25 December 2009

The Cake Is A Lie

I made my brother's birthday cake today (took me only five hours *die*) and I have to say:

This was a triumph! I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS!



It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with how this cake turned out. Anyway, it was great: so delicious and moist!

This was the recipe I used:

one 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 and 2/3 cups granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flour

Don't forget garnishes such as:

fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
and volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 cup granulated rhubarb
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
3 tablespoons rhubarb; on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross-bore hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioner
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.